Bent chicken wing 

A phrase used to describe the position of your arm when you are lying on your side real close behind someone else and the arm youre laying on is down to your side but bent at the elbow pinning your hand across your chest unable to do much .

Dick was lying there. With a bent chicken wing wishing he could just reach his cigarrettes without waking. The hot blonde.

Bent chicken wing by Methefarthest August 5, 2016

Bent The Ship 

An extremely well-attended and boisterous party, gathering, or rave.

Man, that party was so off the hook, it bent the ship!

Bent The Ship by n47w59 October 7, 2016

Bent Straw in his mixed drink 

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

Bent Straw in his mixed drink by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017

bent bed 

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.

Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.

bent bed by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018

bent not broken

The person is talking to someone but is still single if they are bent. Broken means they are in a relationship

"I'm bent not broken because I'm not in a relationship yet, we are just seeing each other right now."

bent not broken by Hellyagurl23 March 28, 2017

Bent Knee Brad 

A skinny male with knees that arch backwards while standing in an upright position.

Hey look there's bent Knee brad , he loves them slam hogs!

Bent Knee Brad by Smith salvages August 4, 2018

Bent Porkysock

When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it

I now have a bent porkysock

Bent Porkysock by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018