leg beating

the act of shaming someone by meticulously pummeling their legs when they are passed out in return for a dis-service they have inflicted upon you

Horton was being such a douche last night, so when he passed out we gave him a leg beating the likes of which upon witnessing, Christ would have cringed .

by timmy gendron May 24, 2008

Bush Beating

When two people need to talk about something really important and instead of getting straight to the point, they waste time making idle chit chat first.

Dude, would you hurry up and get to the point already??? Stop bush beating

by blade835 November 6, 2010

breathing

alive despite risk or adversity

back then anyone who was breathing had to join the military despite their economic hardship.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2011

Fire-Breathing Attack Butterflies

The ridiculously intense "butterflies in stomach" sensation one gets when looking at or thinking about the one you love. Hard to ignore.

When I see my boyfriend, the fire-breathing attack butterflies in my stomach go a bit crazy.

by I wonder...107 November 5, 2011

beating off the clock

To beat the clock by masturbating.

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.

by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010

Squaw Beating

Getting jumped by a bunch of Native American girls.

You should have seen the squaw beating at the bar last night. They beat the shit out of that white girl!

by jumpygunz June 1, 2010

hot alaskan fire breathing karl

The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.

Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"

by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009