An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.
Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"
Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009
Get the Banter Tampon mug.(V) When you're at dinner and your significant other tells you "I love you" for the first time, and you respond by showing them the bean that is stuck to your tooth.
(N) The bean that is stuck to your tooth.
(N) The bean that is stuck to your tooth.
Person #1: "I know we've been dating for a while, and I want you to know that I love you."
Person #2: *Awkwardly smiles, revealing the bean skin stuck to their tooth (beantooth)*
Person #1: *facepalm*
(optional) Person #2: "I've bean loving you for a while"
Person #2: *Awkwardly smiles, revealing the bean skin stuck to their tooth (beantooth)*
Person #1: *facepalm*
(optional) Person #2: "I've bean loving you for a while"
by YouOnlyLiefOnce May 10, 2017
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When various parties are exchanging witty banter and somebody says something, seemingly clever - when in fact, it's stupid - to the point of almost atrocious. yo
'Obama is pretty pimp..
yea he is.. he's like a black guy - but smart'
oops.. I think someone f'd up..
yea, that sh@t was bantertrocious..
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yea he is.. he's like a black guy - but smart'
oops.. I think someone f'd up..
yea, that sh@t was bantertrocious..
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by Ishan Bodi October 14, 2009
Get the bantertrocious mug.Geoff: What's up with Steve?
Alan: I think he's got banterlosis
Geoff: How come?
Alan: He must have been overwhelmed by the bantics
Alan: I think he's got banterlosis
Geoff: How come?
Alan: He must have been overwhelmed by the bantics
by paedo10 November 13, 2011
Get the banterlosis mug.A bantercheque is one persons recognition of anothers sucess. It can be anything from something as innocent as buying a DVD you wanted, or sleeping with the girl youve been buttering up for ages!!
"Hey John"
"Yeah?"
"you know that girl with the rusty roof i like?"
"yeah, the one with the damp cellar?"
"yeah, her - i finally boned her last night!"
"bantercheque!"
"Yeah?"
"you know that girl with the rusty roof i like?"
"yeah, the one with the damp cellar?"
"yeah, her - i finally boned her last night!"
"bantercheque!"
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
Get the Bantercheque mug.A transition of an animal called a bandicoot. A Bantercoot is a person who is an absolute animal at banter.These people can tear down a person's confidence with a single word.
" Jim took an earfull of banter down the pub the other night from the bantercoot!"
"I know, heard hes booked in for counseling sessions now, bless him"
"I know, heard hes booked in for counseling sessions now, bless him"
by jimtim February 19, 2014
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B: Not as gay as your sister!
A: Bantercheque guys, this is totally our banthem.
B: Not as gay as your sister!
A: Bantercheque guys, this is totally our banthem.
by Bantman June 14, 2015
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