Noun. An idiot from TJHSST and William and Mary who runs around in a bathrobe hitting things with his reinforced heavy duty umbrella. Capable of focusing his energy into a Super Bathrobe Ninja form.
Like other ninjas, he is a mammal and he does flip out and kill things, but purely in the name of good. Without the killing.
Rival to Zuki's Ninja Clan, and currently involved in an illicit affair with the rival clan's leader.
See: Your new demigod.
Like other ninjas, he is a mammal and he does flip out and kill things, but purely in the name of good. Without the killing.
Rival to Zuki's Ninja Clan, and currently involved in an illicit affair with the rival clan's leader.
See: Your new demigod.
by AstralFire August 3, 2004
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After a couple drinks, and with all the exits blocked, I had no choice but to drag him into the ladies for some hot bathroom stall action.
by SarahKasarah December 14, 2008
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One who dedicates his/her life to strive for a better bate.
Not to be confused with Masturbator, a common Wanker.
Not to be confused with Masturbator, a common Wanker.
by Merkabian October 26, 2004
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Get the Bathroom U-Turn mug.When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom
I don't know what he ate, but man, he blew up the bathroom! You won't want to go in there for a while.
by kaycar January 31, 2016
Get the blew up the bathroom mug.The action of still being so intoxicated from the previous night of debauchery that when awoken on a workday you somehow drag your horrifically miserable self in to work and take periodic naps in the seated position in the employee bathroom of your workplace throughout the day, along with the foresite to wake yourself through the alarm function on your cell phone in a timely manner.
When referring to bathroom breathers, silent and vibrate mode are not your friends, they are both obvious pitfalls that should be avoided if at all possible. 20 minutes is the absolute maximum time you are encouraged to set your phone alarm for, as to avoid detection.
If your situation allows you to push this time limit even further, then by all means grab those extra minutes, but it is not recommended and should be considered objectively on a case by case basis.
If you exceed 20 minutes or even indulge too abundantly in this secretive tactic then you will undoubtedly be found out, possibly get fired, as well as tip your hand to the bossman of your establishment, and effectively ruin this cherished practice for future employees of said business.
Bathroom breathers are most often put in to effect by college students working bull shit jobs between classes or over the summer, as well as telemarketers and pharmacy technicians.
When referring to bathroom breathers, silent and vibrate mode are not your friends, they are both obvious pitfalls that should be avoided if at all possible. 20 minutes is the absolute maximum time you are encouraged to set your phone alarm for, as to avoid detection.
If your situation allows you to push this time limit even further, then by all means grab those extra minutes, but it is not recommended and should be considered objectively on a case by case basis.
If you exceed 20 minutes or even indulge too abundantly in this secretive tactic then you will undoubtedly be found out, possibly get fired, as well as tip your hand to the bossman of your establishment, and effectively ruin this cherished practice for future employees of said business.
Bathroom breathers are most often put in to effect by college students working bull shit jobs between classes or over the summer, as well as telemarketers and pharmacy technicians.
Garrett: "Yo TJ I need a bathroom breather man... I was out til 5 am last night beer bonging tequila and assaulting that random bar sluts vagina"
TJ: Word man, you've only taken 4 today, I think you'll be fine taking a fifth. If bossman comes lookin for you for something that matters I'll pretend like I gotta piss really bad and violently fake trip into your stall to alert you, no worries bro.
Garrett: Thanks man, I owe you next week."
TJ: Word man, you've only taken 4 today, I think you'll be fine taking a fifth. If bossman comes lookin for you for something that matters I'll pretend like I gotta piss really bad and violently fake trip into your stall to alert you, no worries bro.
Garrett: Thanks man, I owe you next week."
by V queezy May 22, 2011
Get the Bathroom Breather mug.A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.
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