Briggsy Basics

The art of fertilizing a man's inner abdomen.

Arty twat: Ooh look at me, I'm bent and I'm an expert in Briggsy Basics.

by Kev's jap's-eye September 18, 2006

Visual Basic

A programming language for morons, and people that are too stupid to learn real programming languages.

It is commonly taught in schools and colleges, so retards can understand it and become "leet".

Him: Man, i'm cool because I know Visual Basic.
Me: No, you're not.

by I need no introduction. October 3, 2005

Visual Basic

A powerful RAD (rapid application development) progamming language that allows for easy creation of windows programs. Its main flaw is the fact that micro$hit made it, and therefore under their monopoly, it only runs on windows. Another complaint is about the way many new users use the language. They just paste a couple of objects on a form, user a few undeclared variables (variants, which are slow), and run the program. A real program creates objects at runtime and user delared variables at all times (forced by Option Explicit.) Other than that, it is a good language. It is easy enough to learn for beginners (unlike other languages such as java/C++) and powerful enough to perform complicated calculations and make windows-based programs and games with readable code.

'This is a sample VB program
'It finds the prime factors of any number the user specifies
'Declare Objects
Dim WithEvents txtNumber As TextBox
Dim WithEvents lblPrime As Label
Dim WithEvents cmdFactor As CommandButton

Private Sub cmdFactor_Click()
Dim counter&, answer$, number&
'Check to make sure user entered a valid number
If Not IsNumeric(txtNumber) Then Exit Sub
If Len(txtNumber) = 0 Or txtNumber > 2000000000 Or Sgn(txtNumber) = -1 Then Exit Sub
'Create variable = to what user entered.
number = txtNumber
'factor out 2's
Do While number Mod 2 = 0
number = number / 2
answer = answer & " * 2"
Loop
'factor out other numbers
For counter = 3 To number Step 2
Do While number Mod counter = 0
'exit when primes are exhausted
If number = 1 Then Exit Do
number = number / counter
answer = answer & " * " & counter
Loop
Next counter
'results
MsgBox Right$(answer, Len(answer) - 3), 15, "The Prime Factors of " & txtNumber & " are..."
'gives the textbox focus
txtNumber.SetFocus
End Sub

Private Sub Form_KeyDown(KeyCode%, Shift%)
'pressing escape exits the program
If KeyCode = 27 Then Unload Me
End Sub

Private Sub Form_Load()
'set up form
With Me
.KeyPreview = True
.Move (Screen.Width - .Width) \ 2, (Screen.Height - .Width) \ 2
End With
Set txtNumber = Controls.Add("VB.TextBox", "txtNumber")
With txtNumber
.Move (Me.Width - .Width) \ 2, (Me.Height - .Width) \ 2
.Visible = True
End With
Set lblPrime = Controls.Add("VB.Label", "lblPrime")
With lblPrime
.Caption = "Find Prime Factors Of What Number?"
.Move txtNumber.Left, txtNumber.Top - 800, .Width, .Height + 400
.Visible = True
End With
Set cmdFactor = Controls.Add("VB.CommandButton", "cmdFactor")
With cmdFactor
.Caption = "Factor"
.Default = True
.Move txtNumber.Left, txtNumber.Top + 800
.Visible = True
End With
End Sub

Private Sub Form_Terminate()
'clean up
Dim clrObject As Object
For Each clrObject In Me
clrObject = ""
Next clrObject
End
End Sub

by too good for a name December 5, 2004

basic fish

Saying Basic Bitch when your parents are around.

Becky:Omg theres Sandra
Amelia:She's drinking Starbucks, shes such a basic fish

by Beauty And The Beat Boots May 5, 2016

Basic Bitch

A word used by the uneducated and those from low socio economic backgrounds. Basic as in elementary, lacking substance. Bitch as in the friendly way to refer to woman.

I saw so many basic bitches today. Weird the things you notice when you have low self esteem and aren't doing anything productive during the day.

by Dontfukwitit November 22, 2014

Basic Bitch

Anyone who calls someone a "basic bitch".

Originally, "basic bitch" is meant to mean "unoriginal", but the word itself is no longer an original insult, thus making anyone who uses it an unclever follower.

Aside from that, it sounds like a phrase a twelve year old would say. You cannot use this phrase and have a high IQ at the same time. You just can't.

Female 1: You don't look like ME, you wish you had mah purdy hurr and manicurezzz. You's basic bitch!

Female 2: Kill yourself.

by java bitch April 27, 2014

Basic Bro

A guy who:
-has gingham shirts in all colors
-Post shirtless photos on Insta
-has no preference in music

-gets too emotional during sporting events
-thinks too many women complain about sexual harassment
-loves his Chukka boots

-brags about sexual conquest that have never happened
-buy, sells or is looking for steroids
-Marvel movies are his life
-wont wear sunglasses without croquis
-upgrades muffler to sound louder and more badass
-loyal Archer fan

You think you are special, but your actually just a basic bro.

by DP_Shaff November 16, 2017