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Yarn Barn

The unfortunate collection of lint and fur found in an old man's belly button.
When dad took off his shirt at the beach, it looked like the Yarn Barn was having a sidewalk sale.
by Norwegian Huckleberry April 18, 2020
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Anger Barn

The place where anger breeds,as long as you feed it just right.
Jason was in traffic for too long and now resides in the Anger Barn.
by Redbeastie May 8, 2007
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Tristan Barnes

An awesome dude that is NOT gay and is a good friend
by Eagle-man0 October 5, 2021
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Barn Whip

Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.

Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach

Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.

Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.

Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!

Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
by Role-Model December 15, 2018
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meat barn

“Tim gave my meat barn one hell of pounding last night
by Tb_04 May 7, 2018
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tool barn

Can you believe that guy from Coldplay that Gwyneth Paltrow married, comparing his band to U2? What a fucking tool barn.
by Mr. Dude Man July 11, 2006
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Bulk Barn

A chain of bulk food stores in Canada.
Easy to steal copious amount of junk food from your local Bulk Barn.
Emma: "I'm so fuckin' hungry, but I have noooo money to buy food!"
Hannah: "Dude, we'll go to Bulk Barn, shove a bunch of candy in our bags and eat that!"
Emma: "Champion idea! They never catch you there!"
by ceramic_smoothie June 16, 2009
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