Balloon Lips

Balloon Lips are lips that keep people from speaking the English language properly

Communicating with balloon lips is very difficult.

by Loinslinger August 9, 2020

bacoonery

When a black-man says something that worships a white women

“I love white women over this negro” response “what is this bacoonery”

by DrUmarEncyclopedia July 25, 2023

Balloon balls

The term used when a males scrotum smells like a burst latex balloon.

Scott wasn’t happy at work today. This morning his wife started giving him oral sex but she stopped before finishing the job because he had balloon balls.

by Fat Sticks August 1, 2023

Balloon Ass

A creative way to say bubble butt, Usually used by Looners or people who have a very different vocabulary

person 1: damn! emily has such a round big ass!
person 2: now thats what i call a balloon ass!
person 1: yeah! indeed!

by Bloxlol August 21, 2023

Hollywood Balloon Knot

When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.

I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.

by Drpun May 16, 2009

solar balloon

A solar balloon is a miniature hot air balloon, heated entirely by the sun.It's made of black plastic, and the black color easily absorbs heat radiating from the sun. This in turn heats up the air inside the balloon, turning a plain plastic balloon into a high-flying miniature hot air balloon within seconds.

-is that a solar balloon?

-yea' dude it's made up from five plastic bags.Want to help me make a bigger one?
-sure thing!

by solo_sabbath April 9, 2010

Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!

Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019