Dousche-Bagette

a person typically of small stature who is obnoxiously obnoxious

Man, that midget is a large Dousche-Bagette

by mucho juan March 17, 2006

Baguettes

Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.

My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

bagette

female douche bag

I was hoping to pick up a chick at the club but they were all bagettes so I left.

by f'ing awesome February 11, 2009

Baguettes in the face

Penis on the forehead

He needs some Baguettes in the face

by I_Love_Baguettes July 13, 2020

baguettebling

an absolute cunt who cyberstalked a minor, leaked someones face and shit.

fuck you baguettebling

by coolguy392093 June 28, 2021

Baguettes

Small French Bread that is usually half baked. You pick one up at the bakery and bring it home, and then let it bake for eight minutes to eat fresh bread-y goodness.

You put on a little butter and some black currant preserves on the Baguettes. Then you just sit there and eat and cry and start to believe there is a god.

by DarkLegacy July 27, 2005

baguetted

1. when your friend isn’t looking so you draw a detailed baguette on their paper

2. when your friend is eating long french bread so you get the idea to have anal sex with them

kyle: “ this is such a good baguette!”

mike: proceeds to buttfuck kyle
kyle: “oh no i’m being baguetted”

by informative definition person December 14, 2021