baod

Sack of drugs, usually cocaine or marijuana

You gots the baod? 'Cause I gots the cash...

by Bensta December 28, 2005

baobab

A male with a very large penis.

Jack: So Jennie, how was I?
Jennie: You're a fucking baobab!

by poznan2008 December 16, 2008

Baot-is

Norwegian type of ice cream-treat, shaped like a basket (supposed to be a boat), filled with vanilla-ice cream and strawberry-jam, covered with Chocolate.

The actual product is called "Båt-is". Spelling it in bad english is on purpose.

"Dude, I killed your family"
"You did what???"
"I killed your family"
"NO!!! But why?!?!?!?"
"They didn't have any more baot-is"

by Pringles-Pappy December 28, 2011

baot-is

A ridiculous Norwegian "joke" that makes no sense. Apparently some people from a certain place in Norway pronounce the ice cream "båt-is" as "baot-is".

Person 1: Did you hear about the new meme on Artige?
Person 2: Yeah, the "baot-is"-joke is ridiculous.
Person 1: Agreed.

by Personwithcommonsense January 1, 2012

BAOF

best and only friend. beyond the realm of BFF because this BAOF is literally the only person the other hangs out with.

Person 1: Do you know Lexi and Claire? They are like attached at the hip. They do EVERYTHING together.

Person 2: I know. They are total BAOFs. They would probably die if they are separated for more than 5 minutes

by the best and only friend June 11, 2010

baow

1. Baby
2. Young munchkin
3. A person lacking height and/or bodily features
4. Noise made by Yoshi when he spits out a turtle shell

Baow!

by Mashi Maro September 27, 2003

baot-is

A type of best Norwegian icecream that has the shape of a loaded boat. Its proper name is båt-is. Western Norwegians (just like Faroese and icelanders in the farther west) normally pronounce the letter 'å' as 'ao', while in standard Norwegian it is like a simple 'o' in 'rock'.

svenske baot-is'er innholdar dritt.

by derpnoob May 11, 2012