When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.
by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013
by drbillyg April 07, 2011
A true blowing up axe bomb.
1. Take the top and everything off the top of the axe can so the little white nossle is just sticking up.
2. Place the axe bomb on the ground with paper or leaves or other flamible stuff around it.
3. Pour on/spray the leaves/paper around the axe can with bug spray, gasoline, axe, other flamible liquds or just light the paper/ leaves around it (this will take longer)
4. Light the stuff and walk away it may take a little bit for the explosion I have had ones that took 15 min and i have had ones that take 1 min.
1. Take the top and everything off the top of the axe can so the little white nossle is just sticking up.
2. Place the axe bomb on the ground with paper or leaves or other flamible stuff around it.
3. Pour on/spray the leaves/paper around the axe can with bug spray, gasoline, axe, other flamible liquds or just light the paper/ leaves around it (this will take longer)
4. Light the stuff and walk away it may take a little bit for the explosion I have had ones that took 15 min and i have had ones that take 1 min.
BOOM!!!!!!!!! Other ways to make explosions are throwing 1 or ductaping 2,3,4 axe cans or however many u want and thorwing them in a fire....I did 3 once and ther explosions went 15 feet in the air...its fun.
"Wow that Axe Bomb was TIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
always remeber safety! we dont want people getting hurt doing this haha :P
"Wow that Axe Bomb was TIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
always remeber safety! we dont want people getting hurt doing this haha :P
by Mike (X) June 07, 2006
SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?
LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.
S.W.M.: Why did you do that?
L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!
S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.
L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?
S.W.M.: Lock him up!
LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.
S.W.M.: Why did you do that?
L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!
S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.
L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?
S.W.M.: Lock him up!
by Sgt. Willy McCoy December 24, 2006
To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.
The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)
The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)
"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"
by Humpty February 27, 2007
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