award show

To go "award show" is to get all tearful and emotional in front of an audience.

David went all award show in front of everyone when he found out he was getting promoted to HMFIC.

by Paris Hilton March 16, 2005

awkwardness

The only thing more powerful than love.

That level 35 love doesn't stand a chance against my level 35 awkwardness!

by TigWig360 December 15, 2016

That awkward moment when..

The phrase used when someone is tryign to find a reason to post something completley stupid on facebook

The phrase can also be used to send a message to someone.

1. That awkward moment when.. your brushing you teeth and you manage to get toothpaste in your eye.
2. That awkward moment when you ex girlfriend relizes you had been cheating on her when you were going out.

by whatyoutalkingabout December 4, 2011

SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)

One who is uncontrollably awkward in social situations. This person, in normal everyday life, may seem rather normal, but when thrown into a social situation, the person is suddenly petrified, unable to speak or act in any way that is not completely uncomfortable for all who bear witness. This syndrome is sometimes hereditary, though typically develops in preteen years and lasts through adulthood. Not to be confused with an actual mental handicap.

"The strangest thing has been happening to me lately," said Shauna. "I'll be completely fine one moment, and when I enter a social situation, I suddenly can't act or speak in any way that is not completely uncomfortable and humiliating."

It's not a mental illness, I think you have been struck by the SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)!" Said Susan. "It affects one in every three adults, and targets those who work in corporate settings, especially stock exchanges.

by zoewondrpup March 11, 2011

Derryberry Award

The most prestigious award of the acclaimed Tennessee Technological University. It is awarded to students who radiate astounding amounts of excellence from the depths of their being and display raw bestial sexuality in even the smallest of undertakings. The award itself, in the hands of the master, can be used to summon droves of moist and wanting underage high-school girls.

Announcer: "The winner and recipient of this years Derryberry award is: Benjamin Eckart."
Moist & wanting high-school girl: " OMG BEN ECKART IS THE SMARTEST MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD AND I SUDDENLY DESIRE THE FRUIT OF HIS LOINS!"

by A Big Fantastic HUG May 8, 2008

Seano Award

A Seano Award is given when someone does something childish and or stupid that causes grief to others. Commonly handed out in World of Warcraft (at least in our guild) to morons that wipe raids due to stupidity or just plain screwing around. A Seano Award is given (in World of Warcraft) by mailing someone 1 copper with the tagline of Here's your Seano Award. In real life you could give someone a penny with a note attached saying the same thing.

Someone you work with, who knows their job well, does something horrendously stupid that costs your company alot of money, time, etc. Everyone is pissed off because of this. That's right, it's time for a Seano Award. Give that poor fol a penny with the tag "Here's your Seano Award" and let them ponder that one for a bit. In World of Warcraft it's handed out to players who do stupid things or just act like complete idiots.

by Mike Slats November 8, 2008

awkward meep

The awkward meep is used in situations where everyone in a loud room suddenly gets quiet, and starts to look around in awkwardness. A person will then say "meep meep", like a roadrunner saying "beep beep". This will break the tension of the awkward silence in the classroom, and bring happiness and laughter. The peace is restored again.

*loud laughter/conversations in a room*

*few minutes later*.....
..
...
....
*becomes quiet*
guy1: *looks around*
guy2: *looks around*
guy3: *looks around*
guy4: ".... meep meep"

everyone: "LOL AWKWARD MEEP"

*and the peace is restored*

by the meeptastic numba two March 28, 2009