hole assist

When your dick can't handle anymore asshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job.

This dude wants to keep fucking but I have a limp dick. Can I get a hole assist?

by CorgiFarts June 4, 2017

aim assist

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by LOLITSALEEX September 24, 2017

Feedback Assistant

A personal labeled as an F.B.I. tipster.

The Feedback Assistant was so fucking bombed one night at the bar that he forgot his cell phone behind with “millions of dollars” on his cell phone.

by DaveShaw June 5, 2018

Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.

This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.

by Pavss June 8, 2018

Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.

by RNGF June 10, 2018

Sexual assistance

An individual forcing another individual to finger a female

“Yeah man I had to get sexual assistance with Denise”

by Jackét October 15, 2018

OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.

i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!

by robetitcussin February 23, 2019