Up hades ass

A term for when someone is thinking really dirty

When that girl said “on my hands and knees for two days” I went up hades ass.

by Rawcikin March 5, 2019

five ngihts up my ass

when youre up my ass for five nights

hjjfdknj : " fnuma "
gfwsdeth : " tf "
hjjfdknj : " five ngihts up my ass "

by bhsjdmbkxcvh September 30, 2021

fucked up the ass

To insert a penis into a anal cavity

There was this girl I fucked up the ass last night

by Zicorp12345678900987654321 April 25, 2016

Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018

ant up your ass

to act all nervous and jerky in a social situation

dude-you totally acted like you had an ant up your ass when those chicks came over here

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Stick Up His Ass

The tendency to act like a stiff, annoying, ugly, smelly, rigid, controlling, ugly, overreactive, self absorbed fuck face.

Person 1: Hey do you know

Alex
Joey
Alan
Gav
Hayden
Devyn
Jeff
Anthony
Joel
Key
Amir
Marcus
Stiles
Serge
Nick
Shayan
Isaiah
Jordan
Evan
Pepe Le Pu
Jalyn?

Person 2: Yeah he got a Stick Up His Ass. That's on period.

by Petunia L. February 23, 2020

blowing air up my ass

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.

"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."

by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014