Flying Asparagus

The most hilarious Tic on Planet Earth

Greg: "Flying Asparagus!"

Me: *folds over laughing*

by buiscuttins February 3, 2013

soph apashit

KJ Apas' wife // Short for Sophie Apashit // Soph has gone ape shit ;)

Oh no she's gone soph apashit !!!!!

by Herro Der May 10, 2018

asparagus

to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake

josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...

by ali fricken griswold December 3, 2006

Assasindonky

(n.) Assasindonky is fermented fig. People of ancient Greece put the paste onto the vagina of virgins so that they could "fuck" with the soothing cream inside there feminine organs painlessly.

This of course this ritual is utter bullshit. It was some creepy old guy who wanted to rub a virgins pussy. Everybody knows the only way to free a virgin of pain is to fuck her harder.It is said that some native tribes still practice it today in the for of creams and lotions.

The word assassin comes from the word assasindonky as during the 800's people began testing this idea and started to secretly rub virgin vaginas. This soon led to the aids epidemic in Africa ass they all fed the fermented fig to African slaves.

I told that dumb bitch about assasindonky and she believed me. Well, i had a nice fucking.

by Cody Chu December 21, 2009

Assasian

Japanese murderer

"Beware of Akane, she's an assasian..."

by WMark17 October 27, 2009

Asparagus

game young women play when working asparagus

ok girls Asparagus game is like strip poker, however you will need remove your pants first....

see mexican poker

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

aepashe

shes a smoll cute bean who edits on vs but has aep on her username. but she is kween LMFAO 😭😭😭✋✋✋✋✋🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

aepashe is the loml

by KLELELY March 25, 2021