Tennessee Angry Smurf

When a man takes his sweaty testicals and dips them in blue kool aid mixs then slaps his testicals in a womens face and gives her a blue streak

Bro when bryan came over i asked him if he wanted kool aid and gave him a Tennessee Angry Smurf

by angry smurf boy August 27, 2011

angry russian

just about every russian anywhere.

i tried inviting sergei out for drinks with me and the gang but he coldly looked at me and replied "fucks you" with misery written all over his face. what a miserable, angry russian.

by Schmucklebum February 13, 2013

Angry wank

Wanking while furiously angry usually highly aggressively and to the detriment of everyone else on the bus. Mostly over an ex girlfriend/boyfriend who has cheated on you or given you an STD, which when combined with your sweat, blood and tears adds a delightful burning sensation. Can lead to serious erosion of the penis, which in turn can cause Wankers callous, Knob Drop or Gripsy

Dude, i was thinking about marla last night and i had such an angry wank that i left my cock looking like a candle stick holder.

She left her dog here after we broke up so i angry wanked and came blood into its eye.

by Goatlinggun December 24, 2008

angry chicken

Whilst fucking a girl doggstyle, pull both her arm's behind her back and put your dick in her ass. This should cause her to helplessly 'cluck her chicken wing's' and make whateva sound a chiken in pain make's.

"I think almost everyone has fucked that skank!"
"Yeah, she even asked for it again when I 'angry chickened' her!"

by Diego July 18, 2003

Angry Stephen Hawking

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.

Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!

by Preston walsh October 15, 2007

Angry Falcon

The act of a female taking on five dicks at the same time: one in the front, one in the back, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. Combined with screeching noises, this position gives the appearance of an angry falcon, ready to swoop down on its prey.

"Man, did you see Maggie get angry falconed last night? I never thought she could take on 5 cocks at the same time."

by Ronnie Chupacabraz June 22, 2007

Angry Neighbor

Vaguely bisexual act where two men penetrate the same woman, vaginally and anally, at the same time; derived from the close proximity of the men's genitalia, separated only by a thin 'wall'.

Whenever we did the Angry Neighbor, his ballsack would bump into mine.

by A. Burr September 26, 2005