Amazonesia

The inability to remember what you ordered from Amazon two days ago.

The mailman pulled up and I had complete Amazonesia. I had no idea what was in that box!

by ErinHatzi July 10, 2019

Amazon Echo

A lady who says sorry i don't know that one to annoy you when you need to know if Kaiser Wilhelm II enjoyed icecream

Alexa play Despacito, My Amazon Echo helps me when me sod

by Pacedonica April 4, 2019

Amazonian AirPods

When a man ejaculates in a female's ear canal and lets it drip out.

"I gave my girl the amazonian airpods, she got an ear infection."

by MorganFreeman1996 September 27, 2019

amazon whore

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.

Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.

by shitz96815 November 25, 2019

Amazoon

A Big Cooperate online entity along with Google, Yahoo, Oopple, and Microsooft.

"Bruh, ima shop online on. Amazoon"

by ok then i want die October 29, 2019

Amazon echo

Ask amazon echo to call the police. Nothing bad happens its really cool.its a secret don't tell anyone though

Amazon echo

by Mynanleftme February 19, 2020

Amazoff

When the workers ask for a 20c raise

Worker: can we all have a 20c raise?
Owner: amazoff

by Introvert lmao August 5, 2020