ashlee

the best girl in the entire world. she is perfect in EVERY way:} everything about her is flawless. she is fun, smart , pretty and nice and i could never ask for more!

eric: have u seen that ashlee chick?

joey:no man why
eric:oh man ur missin out!

by eric the ashlee lover January 2, 2014

Ashleyn

Ashleyn is a weird,funny Pearson.she cares about people even tho some are mean to her.she is very sensitive about some stuff.she is very kind to people likes to listen to music when she is sad or has any mood.she says I love you to the people she loves even when some don’t say it back.hates being left on read. Try’s new things sometimes:).

“Ashleyn is the best “friend

by Idk_ily123 March 9, 2019

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

When a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the most loudest fart ever.

"Hes about to turn into a fat asshole farting toxic person!"
"What the fu-"

by sawcon123 February 8, 2022

Late Night Asshole

A usual, casual, deaf, and/or blind anybody from anywhere, in any small town, or the biggest city (or anywhere on earth, really), who sees an establishment,restaurant, building, and/or any other facility worth visiting minutes or seconds before (said business) closing, with an absolute inconsideration for the employee(s) trying to close said business.

I've spent the last 11 days at work. All I want to do is go home and get some fucking sleep. Sleep. That is all I want. I've been cleaning up spit, trash, urine, old lady hair, and I've done my side work more than pretty rich girls have terrible sex. It is 10:55pm, we close in 5 minutes, and these piece of shit cunts want cheezestix and poppers and etc.

Late night assholes are not appreciated.

We fuck your food before you fuck yourself on your shitbox.

by An honest Floridian August 15, 2009

Mc asshole

A stupid or mean McDonald's worker that dose not know what he/ she is doing.

I would have been here sooner if that Mc asshole didn't mess up on my order.

by The real Mike Gleason October 23, 2007

Lovable Asshole

A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.

Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.

Morrissey of The Smiths is a lovable asshole.
Thom Yorke of Radiohead is also a lovable asshole.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 19, 2011

Ashlee Simpson

An ugly fuck who doesnt know how to sing at all and sounds like a cat getting hit by a tractor. Also is notorious for being a ho and doing the ho-down. Is the most untalented retard in the United States, and got booed by 72,000+ people at the orange bowl half time.

"pretty pink circle's fault?"

by love January 12, 2005