Joshua Arteaga

dumb kid nobody likes. embarrassment.

"that kid is so weird." "what's his name?" "I think it's Joshua Arteaga."

by diepeopledie September 20, 2022

S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)

A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot

‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘

‘He farted’

by Goatdire May 3, 2022

Artemis

The best but fattest cat in the world, she tries to hunt but fails by giving up in about a minute, she then tries to eat your own foot and gives up with that too. She doesnt live up to her full name but none the less, shes pretty extraordinary!

"Did you just see Artemis' attempt to get that fly?!"

"yea too bad she failed!"

by Areeject October 19, 2011

Arternitive

Two girls by the names of keaten and andrea made up the subculture of arternitive in early 2005.
while we dont know exactly how it started, arternitive has become a gerneral discription of apreciating art, splashes of emo, a flair of alternative, and a little classic rock to mix in. they can be defined by staying in small numbers, scarves, converse, and un-brushed long hair, band shirts, mini skirts, and flats, crazy colors and a flash of bisexuality.

Woah, like Dude.... do you see that groupe over there? Like.. they think and stuff. But they listen to rock.... man. Whats up with that?

by Keaten and Andrea February 7, 2005

artemism

An severe case of gas, due to a build up of bull shit.

"Oh man, I've got Artemism"

"Its the beans man"

by Awesome KVS October 28, 2013

Artemis

An adorable cavalier king charles spaniel. She is so loyal, sweet, fun, playful and brings joy to everyone! The thing is, she is stuck living with a fat and abusive man. The poor doggy needs to be rescued, someone save her :(

I love Artemis, but she needs to be free from her filthy owner.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Artemus

When you drink so much you black out and lose your cell phone (or any useful object)

I pulled an artemus last night and now i have a pounding headache and can't find my cell phone

by sad_kloud July 23, 2011