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APLOSUD

APLOSUD means Absolutely Pointless Life of Searching on Urban Dictionary.
Jimothy: So wanna go out, Megan?
Megan: Ye- HIDE, IT'S THE APLOSUD!
Nick: Uhh, what's an APLOSUD?
Megan: It's the person who has an Absolutely Pointless Life of Searching on Urban Dictionary.
Jill: Abbreviated to APLOSUD.
Nick: ok so where are we all going?
Sammy, ignorant that the others are there: Hey Jane, I came to pick you up.
Jane, Sammy's GF: Ok, let's go.

After some time

Nick: Ok, so who's Jimothy's girlfriend?
Jimothy: Megan.
Nick: Mine is Jill.
Jimothy: Yeah, let's go to the place then!

Sammy the APLOSUD walks in

Nick: SsSssS
Jimothy: SsSssS
Megan: SsSssS
Sammy: Ok, I'll go...
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 24, 2022
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aposelly

Your not a narcissist your just the #1 of all mankind
Dude that guy thinks he’s so aposelly
by Gavinxtc January 15, 2023
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Allososiaphilia

The erotic desire to have sexual relations with two people who are perfect duplicates of each other. Different from an attraction towards twin siblings.
"Would you have a threesome with me and an identical clone of myself?"
"Yes, in fact I have Allososiaphilia!"
by thankyouyuri February 28, 2023
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almost a year ago

When items/stuff hasn't been on the shop for more than 365 days, like 1000+ days long.

People tend to miss this joke. A. LOT.
"Special Forces has been gone for 1554 days, that is almost a year ago."
by KingsGuardGT May 6, 2023
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Almost Libbo

Phrase said among the U.S. NAVY and U.S. MARINES personnel to remind others or oneself that “Libbo” slang for Liberty (authorized permission to go out without using leave) is soon too come.
Corpsman: “Doing these inventories f**king suck!”
Battalion Aids Station: “Tell me about it, least it’s Almost Libbo”
Bluefalcon: “Hey gents, I put you two down for duty this weekend
by The MRE no one wants August 24, 2023
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exclusively-almost

(adv.) 1.THE BEST EXPLANATION EVER!! 2. A Great excuse. 3. A pretty funny oxymoron.
I DON'T CHEAT!... I AM, exclusively-almost MONOGAMOUS!!
by startedwun May 28, 2018
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