The wiregrass is known for its crackheads, whores, cheaters, tiny peckers, and dick suckers. If you come to the wiregrass, Dothan Alabama, you will find shitty weed and sluts. Guys usually want pussy or dope. All the boy basketball players are unloyal and hoes. The girls are mainly snakes and can’t do anything besides suck dick. The Wiregrass has a lot of parties with yee yee bubba’s. You can always find NXT’s and beer cans. Ashford and Headland are know for hoes and bad dope. Lord the guys body counts around here are more than you could count. And lets not start on the dick pictures and nude videos.
by suckingdick.com December 07, 2018
Dressing in an extremely casual manner, especially when the situation calls for you to dress nicely.
"I see that you've opted to wear a t-shirt to this job interview. Did our human resources director tell you to dress Alabama formal?"
by King of Battle October 31, 2011
Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.
by dave April 22, 2005
The most 'uplifting' place in the world. Nothing says America like this corrupt Catholic small town where you can't skate and metal is the devil
by Adust destroyer of feels October 04, 2015
- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy
Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.
by SirZDefiner September 08, 2014
The act of sleeping with two or more members of the same family in one day but in seperate instances. Not to be confused with a familial three way.
Dude 1: yo dude last night I slept with Stacy and then went in the other room and banged her mom! She had no idea!
Dude 2: You gotta stop with the Alabama sidewinders man, even if stacys mom has got it goin on.
Dude 2: You gotta stop with the Alabama sidewinders man, even if stacys mom has got it goin on.
by Boofpenguin August 13, 2015
Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.
by Jacen Ynot January 30, 2019