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Bernie Costello

this is a joke, this is the definition of a joke right here folks.

This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.
Person: Did you hear that the circus is coming to town?
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!
by Max Baker Smith September 17, 2020
mugGet the Bernie Costellomug.

A bernie

A form of sexual act that is so disturbing that the person asked to participate just vomits in her/his mouth and runs.
Girl, I’ll tell you. He was fucking twisted, i can’t even describe it but it was A bernie. So i just left my shoes and ran.
by Long johns dong November 17, 2021
mugGet the A berniemug.

Bernie

Bernie is one of the realest people you'll meet.He's handsome and sexy and all the ladiesbitches all fall in love with his looks and personality.He's very smart,funny,sometimes lazy but overall a great person.You should really have a Bernie in your life
Bernie is so hot and sexy
by SingleMom145 June 12, 2017
mugGet the Berniemug.

Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014
mugGet the Bernie Mackingmug.

Berny

Berny is that one bad bitch who just don’t give a fuck. She’s quiet but crazyyy when her friends are around. She starts off shy then starts opening up more to you. Don’t get her mad tho .. she’ll become a fire cracker. Berny overall the best people to hang around when you get to know them !
god damn berny, you know how to get it downnnn.
by bvrbie.nee November 21, 2021
mugGet the Bernymug.

Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's Bastard song had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.
by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018
mugGet the Bernie Fabricciomug.

Bernie

Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.
WHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN Bernie no one likes youuuuuu literally stop breathing
by wiggitywiggleisthatmypickle November 24, 2021
mugGet the Berniemug.

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