Used a couple of times

This is an expression seen quite often on places like Ebay or Craigslist, basically an alternative of "You might be able to use it at least one time... if you are lucky"

Guy 1:Selling blankets! Only used a couple of times too!

by JennaTidleyRulesAll February 17, 2015

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

Three Times a Lady

When you fuck a girl in her ass, pussy, and mouth, all in one night.

Once I missed her pussy (on purpose) and slipped it in her ass I might as well make Amandalee three times a lady...so I finished off by sticking it in her mouth.

by The Physician January 6, 2007

One-timed a clapper

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

as good as something can ever hope to be. the ultimate in awesomeness.

you should have seen robbo's triangle solo it was super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

by psiclops October 13, 2009

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020

Third Times A Charm

This is when you are fingering a woman and when you pull out for finger you make her taste your finger, you then proceed to finger her, and pull your fingers out and make her taste it for a second time. On the third time when you stop fingering her and secretly put your fingers in your own butthole and make her taste it. It was third times a charm.

That girl didn’t even see it coming, I gave her the “third times a charm”.

by Beachers November 21, 2019