osmosis drunk

The act of feeling intoxicated whilst completely sober due to being surrounded by other intoxicated people.

"You're stumbling a lot. How much did you drink?"
"I didn't. I'm just osmosis drunk right now."

by bassslides February 11, 2014

Drunk Cheddar

When you're in college and you are super drunk.

Yeah man I was drunk cheddar last night and hurled all over the dorm steps

by sargentoflynn February 13, 2022

Drunk MySpacing

Writing emails, posting comments, bulletins, or blogs on MySpace when inebriated. There is typically a moment of remorse the next morning.

"I'm sorry I commented you with that hardcore porn. I was drunk myspacing again. Don't tell Tom."

by Tacoma Finish January 8, 2009

Kennedy drunk

Extremely drunk, sometimes leading to driving, skiing, or sexual "incidents" of tragic proportion.

I got Kennedy drunk last weekend and woke up tattooed and naked on a bare mattress next to some uggo.

by technogoddess February 8, 2010

Drunk-Cam

The name given to the designated driver on a big night out. Their sober eyes, ears and memory act as a "camera" documenting the crazy shit that happens to drunk people on a night out.

It was derived from the words "Drunk" and "Camera".

Drunk-Cams are the sober people, who on a night out are able to recall the events of the evening and relay them to their drunk partying mates the next day.

A good drunk-cam never misses an incident or indiscretion and will happily remind those involved the following day, or until sobriety arrives.

Q. "Oi, what the fuck happened to me last night? Check out this bruise, man, I think I was hit by car."

A. "Dude, you need to speak to Kylie, she was Drunk-Cam last night."

by Jado987 February 17, 2010

Drunk Norris

Engaging in the act of karate whilst intoxicated.

Hank turned into Drunk Norris after 2 and a half beers and round housed my cat.

by Jfattz August 27, 2013

money drunk

A phrase describing folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes severe lapses in judgment.

My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become progressively ultra-stupid; he became the poster boy for money drunk when he bought himself one of them exotic animal ranches!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2020