the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018

Muca Latte M

A video editing youtuber known for editing the 2005 Canadien kids show, Toopy and Binoo.

I just stubscribed to Muca Latte M! Best choise ever!

by Hambor chezborg beegmak wapper May 24, 2022

Latte

A term referring to a basic white girl or just white person, or a group of white people.

Originating from a Jacksfilms video when he tries to think of a new slur for whites.

Oh look, we got a couple lattes walking in. Prepare yourself for the basic Snapchatting of their food.

by Coleslaw Productions January 24, 2017

Pussy Spice Latte

The juices from a girl's arousal.

Fuck a pumpkin spice latte, I'm into the pussy spice latte all day.

by anonymous September 22, 2023

Latte Salute

A half-assed version of a trivial daily ritual because fuck it there's more important stuff going on.

I gave Fred a latte salute on the way past his cubicle because I was late for a meeting

by truehoax September 29, 2014

Depresso latte

The drink you order for a moody,needy depressed cunt

Kristie ordered Adam a depresso latte cause he was being a sensitive cunt again.

Order that faggot fuck a depresso latte he’s whining like a lil bitch.

by Beth Putin May 13, 2022

$latt

$latt is a word you use if someone say something Nice

If a good friend say “Good song bro” then you can say Slatt/$latt

by SlimeBo$$ January 1, 2019