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boris the sock

Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know
by lpsoldier July 28, 2019
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sock

the thing you cum in where your girlfriend/wife isn't home
i love having my sock
by amos tbstnt4 December 16, 2020
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Socks

Socks are stinky. They are as stinky as my school. They stink from miles away.

WARNING: never smell your socks
Omg my room stinks

As much as my smelly socks? I dont think thats possible
by SimsonLife November 20, 2021
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popcorn socks

your socks smells like popcorn
Popcorn smells buttery so therefor the socks smells like butter
Popcorn socks= smelly socks
by Djupingen March 30, 2017
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Diddy Socks

Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.
Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.
by A-Hole M July 2, 2025
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hand angel sock

a sex act involving a hand job with socks on your hands where the cum goes everywhere.
Come on baby, it's my birthday. can I get a hand angel sock?
by sock puppet master 69 March 9, 2025
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