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smoothievation 

1. A type of motivation gained from drinking a delicious smoothie.

2. A type of vacation where you only drink smoothies the entire time.
Thank god i have some smoothievation otherwise i'd never be cutting the grass with scissors!!

Thank god for smoothievation!

smooth pie 

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina
As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.

smoothie talk 

this weird like video thing this kid I went to school with keeps doing. idk will prob unfollow.
I wish Robbie would stop smoothie talk and use instagram as it instagods intended it to be. Me posting pics of myself being a basic bitch.
smoothie talk by kingbee921 June 13, 2019
Super chill.

Tell people that you’re smooth and everyone will respect you.
1: Hey do you know Jake?

2: oh yeah he’s real smooth.

OR
1: “HEY YO IM SMOOTH”
smooth by Magmalavamonstercoolkid August 14, 2019
A thot who looks like they're smart but probably works at hooters.
Bro #1: Jenny is such a Smooter.

Bro #2: Yeah I wanted help with homework but she tried to suck my dick!

Bro #1: Ew that's gay...

Bro #2: Yeah that's gay...
Smooter by Grayconol October 7, 2019

Smoothie 

Oral sex make or female without teeth/dentures.
Fuck yeah I love when my girl takes out her dentures and gives me a smoothie.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.
Smoothie by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019