When a French woman reaches around a French man from behind to touch their schlong, but it ends up feeling like a baguette
"Yo, your cock really felt like that sourdough shit when we did that French Reacharound shit last night"
by BigSacalicious May 07, 2024
by Heiferhumper69 April 08, 2024
Late in French is "en retard." Used for the times you've got the itch to say slur, but don't want to fully commit.
You're late in French.
by Bob The french January 19, 2024
French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 11, 2024
by 343connor January 07, 2025
J.B.Sinclaire, married to a guy with a NAME, who is an ass-hole. He plays a dangerous game with J.B. who is far more intelligent to whit he is clueless.
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!
J.B.Sinclaire, a French Chick, from the French Quarter. She will wipe the quarter clean with Alans dumb ass!
by NormaJean19 November 04, 2019
Something/someone that has been made useless and/or a liability because of deliberate strategy. Originated from the French Defense in chess.
My man JD isn't looking too hot right now, his company french bishop'd him, thrown him out to wolves I tell ya.
by non9non December 03, 2021