Urban Dictionary: Definitions by IncyIncoming

Peeling french fries

"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"

"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"

Mountain Dew that comes from soft drink machines

"Bro you got the Fountain Dew?"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"

Shoes that look like crocs but are not genuine crocs.

"Hey man, I like your crocs!"
"These are crockoffs."
"What are crockoffs?"
"Crocoffs are shoes that look like crocs but are not genuine crocs."