salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

Brain Knowledge

The ultimate and greatest power of knowledge known to man... used in a way that no one has seen before. It is only rewarded to the most knowledgeable and almighty human beings who live on earth.

'Hadley answers an a-level maths question by Miss Bolton'
Bartek, Thomas and Matyi: 'Wow Hadley... you have so much BRAIN KNOWLEDGE'

by teby the great November 23, 2022

brain

a guy gives a girl brain when shes blowing him. (dick penetrates throat and gives her a headache, or brain ache)

“his dick was so big!! he gave me brain!”

by louisey girly May 14, 2020

Dmooth Brain

People who are too dumb to learn to spell smooth

Your sucha dmooth Brain

by YourAverageWhale October 1, 2020

Mainstream brain

A person who just gets their opinions from mainstream news sources and YouTube channels with 10k + subs. Unable to form their own opinion. Just listens. Doesnt make inference. Has a Twitter.

Mainstream Brain: I hate Metroid the Other M
Genius: Why
Mainstream Brain: Because Angry Joe said so.

by Chevyman95 September 27, 2019

Big Brain

Noun used to emphasize intelligence.

Jules: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett : No.
Jules : A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett : Because of the metric system?
Jules : Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system.

by dlicen August 10, 2022

Worm Brain

RFK Jr.’s KGB codename. Refers to the “worm” inside his brain who ate a significant portion of his conscience and died from a ketamine or hydromorphone overdose.

Worm Brain is literally George Hamilton with a Katherine Hepburn voice who’s an ardent anti-vaxxer and is the anthesis of public health. This charlatan is worse than appointing a wine salesman as a foreign minister

by kinghiroichi1 August 6, 2025