Name of indigenous tribe that once held the lofty title of rulers of a Bahama paradise--until Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492, landed in the Bahamas, thought he was in India, named them Indians, gave them small-pox infected blankets, syphilis, and chopped off their left hands.
Also a sinfully ugly hotel bedspread pattern and a sick way to let your daughter know where and on what she was concieved.
--Dude, what happened to you last night? AND WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR HAND?!
Sicilian gangster who leads the local booty parade. Gets more spanky hanky then all. He is said to be a living god given to the humans in the first age of man.