Not my life 

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

Not my life by stamfordallday July 5, 2010

lesbian livy life 

Its just someone who is a lesbian and is named olivia. Someone who is just living the Mean faggot lesbian life.

I wouldn't want to live her lesbian livy life.

I Am being mean with the new lesbian livy life!!

lesbian livy life by Nun of yo business December 7, 2013

chipotle is my life 

A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"

Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"

Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"

Father: "What buddy?"

Child: "Chipotle is my life!"

chipotle is my life by Bigred669 March 4, 2017

3 stages of life 

Stage One: Birth

Stage Two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage Three: Death

3 stages of life

3 stages of life by ANUSBOI6869 July 11, 2017

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life 

A song made by Monty Python from a 1979 movie called The Life Of Brian

I listened to 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' and it made my day.

:)

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life by Eggy543 June 14, 2019

I need to sort out my life 

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

I need to sort out my life by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019

Prick for Life

Someone who is and always will be a prick.
Also can be used as PFL, an abbreviated term.

See prick for further clarification.

Guy 1: Dayum that Kyle is such a silly pfl!
Guy 2: What he do this time?
Guy 1: He dumped his spankin' hot girlfriend to go hook up with Adam's mom!
Guy 2: Dang...prick for life!

Prick for Life by rice4lyfeinda415 March 11, 2009