Smart Water

The water that dumb people drink

I’m dumb I’ll just drink my smart water

by The original dude August 2, 2019

kitty water

when mouth waters at the mention of dick 💦

I’m starting to get a bad case of kitty water

by anonymous August 9, 2018

Water Badger

To save someone while sledding before getting wet.

Dude! Someone has to Water Badger this run before we go down...

by Kriego February 26, 2011

Water Bongo

1) A plastic water bottle with its bottom half cut off, with a hole in the side near the top, and a cap with a hole through which the metal part of a pencil has been stuck. Used primarily as a water pressure bong for smoking marijuana. It is used by submerging the bottle in water, plugging the hole on the side near the top with your finger and lighting the weed inside the metal part of a pencil with a lighter while slowly pulling the bottle out of the water so as to fill it with smoke.

2) Water Bongoing- The action where a man operating the water bongo lets a woman breathe in the smoke while he makes sex noises similar to those a man makes while getting head. This is called Water Bongoing.

3) A word which must be said in a British accent and if said in a British accent enough times will allow the speaker to have a perfect British accent for a while.

1) Yo Brov, I did Water Bongo Last night! Pissed my pants brov!

2) Damn that Water Bongoing from Jessica was awesome I almost came.

3) Wa'er Bongo Wa'er Bongo Wa'er Bongo. I'm Bri' ish now.

by Waterbongo March 8, 2011

Water Lurk

the waiter or waitress at fancier restaurants that lurks around with her/his pitcher of water, ready to attack any innocent glasses that seem to be empty to him/her even if they are full to normal people. Water Lurks often result in the customer jumping out of their seat in surprise at the sudden face of a water lurk beside them without warning, causing spillage.

There was a water lurk at the new restaurant in town, she was on the prowl.

by CallMeLater(I'm on a boat) August 13, 2011

Rose Water

The fluid that is drank when eating a female out during menstruation

I drank Rose water for the first time last night and I can't get this stain off my tongue

by CraeC3 July 3, 2019

Sparkling Water

Sparkling water tastes like pins and needles would

Person 1 - I’ll have some sparkling water

Person 2 - why? It’s tastes like pins and needles

by BestCC October 24, 2019