Frost Cock

A life threatening condition of the penis due to extensive exposure of extreme cold temperatures.

Issa got frost cock and the head of his penis had to have a glansectomy and he also had to be castrated.

by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

Cock Forger

A Cock Smith, Mastery of cocks and all penis related media.

A dick art aficionado

Wow! Fark is a cock forger!
you mean she forges cock?

yup... she is a cock forging son of a bitch.

by Sponge, The Absorber September 4, 2017

cock blender

That one jackass who ruins all the fun!

"Dude I hate Michael! He's such a cock blender!"

by Memebros123 May 12, 2017

Choc cock

It's the shit on your cock after anal, If the other person hasn't cleaned themselves

Yuck, you've turned my cock into a choc cock

by BobShocks May 13, 2017

clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017

Cock Cycle

A standard unit of measurement based on the time it takes from the start of masturbation to the point of ejaculation

Martha ran a marathon which took her one cock cycle instead of two....she broke her old record

by Sir cock doctor June 24, 2017