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air vent

when a small cold breeze floats up between the ass cheeks and into ones anal cavity
“I hate air vents, they are always so surprising and make my weewee small”
by airventedin1997 January 24, 2020
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Air Dicking

The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point
Did you see Trumps latest speech? He was totally air dicking the whole time!
by Pinky1255 March 21, 2024
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air sax

The act of pretending to play the saxophone without having a physical saxophone within your possession.

*See also; air guitar, air drums etc.
"'Careless Whisper' is an Air Sax classic"

"I hear 'Baker Street' and feel an uncontrollable urge to Air Sax, and there's no shame in that"
by TheRealDjPCol January 22, 2022
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Air-DJ

The gen-z version of the air-guitarist. Amed with their pre-recorded DJ set, usually seen with their fingers flying off every random unused knob of the mixer like their fingers are getting burnt on the knobs.
Air guitar is so yesterday, it's all about the air-DJ now
by Lektroid March 20, 2024
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Air Miguel's

Bootleg Air Jordans that you find at places like PaylessShoeSource.
Eric: Sup baby.
Susan: *See's Air Miguel's* Eww wtf bye.
by Wanterito September 26, 2015
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magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
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Air On The G-string

A piece of "off-color" music dat celebrates da crude practice of wolf-whistling so hard when a skimpily-clad chick walks by dat she actually feels da wind-blast from your whooshy admiring-vocalization on her bare butt.
If J.S. Bach heard "what they did to his song" --- i.e., da bawdy "Air On The G-string" butcher-job on his famous and clean-themed "Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D major" --- he'd so totally be turning over in his grave!
by QuacksO June 9, 2019
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