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The very first porn website created when the Internet was invented. Kids who use the Internet for the first time can easily type the first three letter word, sex and then .com and that would be their first exposure to porn.
I went to sex.com when I was a kid back in the 90's, but the computer hung up and crashed!

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Sex.com was the first porn website I went to when I was a kid!
sex.com by WXYZ123 November 8, 2016
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sex offender shuffle 

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
sex offender shuffle by sethmad October 1, 2020

Sex Object 

According to Jonah Marais himself he is quite the sex object. An object that says "I love you baby girl" and seductively bites his lip.
You "Oh my god you know that sex object?"

Me: "Jonah!? Duh! What kind of question was that?"
Sex Object by soybeanmilk August 26, 2017

Sex Definition 

A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula

Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)
Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.

George Washington:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"
Sex Definition by Roc18 April 28, 2010

Sex O'Clock 

Sex O'clock which was founded on the 7th of November 2013 by the mysterious professors P. Clark and G. Savile. The religion focuses on 2 very important times of the day and those are sadly unknown to the public. However the known facts are that there are 4 ruling gods- Felix Ferne the god of mental health, Jake Riles the god of masculinity and sports, Sam Conte the god of women and skate boarding and Andy Lau the god of being Andy. It is known that Sam Conte and his amazing, underrated girlfriend Mia rule the first important time of the day whereas Felix and Jake rule the last important time of the day with the nickname Jelix (which is prayed to)
Although few rules of the religion are known one is very important to the founders and that is that any Ellen loving qualities or gushing about Ellen does result in either punishment or being kicked out of the group.

The religion is linked with the award winning TV show 'nowhere boys'.

HOW TO BECOME PART OF THE GROUP:
It is unknown how many members are part of the group however it is speculated that the religion has raked in almost half a million followers but this is all just a theory and we may never know the answer.

It is unknown on how to enter the religion but some ex-followers of the religion have stated that it is based on your star sign (with Leos and Libras being a big no no) but it could just be based on how the leaders are feeling that day.
"Happy Sex O'Clock my fellow horn dogs."

"Sex O'clock is dawning."
Sex O'Clock by AlmightyJelix69 February 2, 2021
Sex 2 is the second installment in the sex series and was released as a result of the overwhelming popularity of sex 1. It was met with warm reception from fans but critics say it didn't reach its goal of being available to a wider audience.
Rumors had been circulating about sex 2's release for months, and people were lined up around the block when it finally came out.
sex 2 by Bob Ploopy October 14, 2017