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Mayonnaise sandwich 

Boring, suburban white people. Specifically refers to the lack of spice or anything interesting about them.
Do you see that mayonnaise sandwich over There? His wife is jamming out to the band, but he just looks bored.

shit sandwich 

during a threesome with some hot little guys,one must shit on ones chest and have another lad squelch together on him whilst the other guy watches and sprays his duck butter on them
me,jonathan and christian had a lovely shit sandwich last night
shit sandwich by FB January 31, 2005

Fluff-pudding-and fish sandwich 

When a female is discharging from an STD, (preferrably white discharge) a man takes a paper towel or toilet paper roll and inserts it into the vaginal area. The man precedes to defecate in it. After removal of the roll, the waste begins to ooze out. Wash your hands before you eat and enjoy.
I don't care if she's a whore Robbie. She has the best tasting Fluff-pudding-and fish sandwich in the world.

Taco Sandwich 

When you poop in a vagina, cum on it(or in it if you prefer) and surve with spoon.(tastes best with a black woman)
"Me and Shinequa were feeling crazy last night so i gave the bitch a Taco Sandwich courtesy of Turel. "
Taco Sandwich by robertoadads October 11, 2006

Coyote Sandwich 

A coyote sandwich is a used, rolled and tied sanitary napkin thrown into a public restroom trashcan. It is often eaten by wild animals that get into the trash cans or by desperate homeless people starved for protein.
My friend Pete used to work for the forestry service and he had to clean coyote sandwiches out of the trash.

Roast Beef Sandwich 

I rather loose vagina found on nasty sloot doggies who sleep around a lot. Some men might find it attractive but others prefer a nice tight vagina. All personal preference.
"I noticed after Lucy stopped using her vibrator every night her roast beef sandwich tightened up" Ken
"I remember the first time you fucked, you had to stick your dick and her vibrator in at the same time" Ed