papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.

“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “

by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018

Hat Abuse

The action in wich someone abuses another persons hat

STOP THIS HAT ABUSE

by eric noblesmen August 29, 2018

ASS HAT

One or more persons drops pants and place their bare asses on the victims head, take a photo and laugh your own ass off.

Mayr is a frequent wearer of an ass hat.
He does not find it funny butt we do.

by JFFFP September 25, 2011

Hat

The opposite of cap : True

He was a hat when he didnt have any dangerous things

by WatAmIDoin November 25, 2022

hat

hat is the annoying misspelled word “what”

guy 1: hat are you doing today?

guy 2: ?
guy 1: ugh *what

by gerald daddy October 17, 2019

hat trick ho

A woman who likes to have sex with three generations of a family

Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017