car

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT A CAR IS

A CAR IS PROBABLY YOUR ONLY FRIEND

by TheEPYCKid December 10, 2023

Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021

Car

to have sexual intercourse

we had car under the tree as the children raped us

by ST3V3P4U1 November 20, 2022

Car

The Aluminum covered Metal with circles that go's vroom vroom and I'm proud to say I was in 11 car crashes (which means stupid idiot ran into another stupid idiot with cars) and my insurance (Which means Idiots who have a worse life than a Fortnite player) wants to kill

Little kid: What's that?
Me: that's my car, and possibly my new grave yard.

by Scarfir May 5, 2019

car wash

This is when you get a group of people and just go destroy a bar you don’t like. Maybe the bartender was rude. It doesn’t matter. You can walk on your check or upper deck the ladies room. The important part is to be as annoying as possible to piss off the place that wronged you and you do it as a team.

Yo graham! Let’s car wash Ivan’s bar tomorrow. His shit is becoming tiresome. I’ll tell you what. I’ll upper deck the women’s room and you ask for the check and we both walk out after he prints it. That bitch.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 1, 2018

car

Just some silly fuzzy goofballs whose idea of hunting involves stealthily pouncing on unsuspecting shoelaces and engaging in legendary battles with imaginary foes lurking in the shadows of empty rooms.

"My car is so stupid, it can't form a singular thought.

by sweetpotet February 27, 2024

Car-colepsy

Car-colepsy is a word that describes a sickness someone , anyone may have that includes but is not limited to falling asleep as soon as you get behind the wheel of any vehicle. .

Mindie fell asleep again while driving and now the Dr said she has car-colepsy!

by Mine-die July 1, 2022