wet cat syndrome

When a person suddenly becomes extremely grumpy, and looks/feels/acts like a wet cat (hissing, pouting, general spitefulness). This is typically brought upon by undesired moisture, especially humidity or sweat.

My wife's wet cat syndrome tends to flare up in extremely hot weather. She can't handle sweat or humidity in public places. She becomes a miserable grump.

by twill August 13, 2015

wet churro slap

the act of slapping some ones face with your dick while jizzing or pissing at the same time.

my grandpa loves getting wet churro slaps.

by itty bitty nipple guy July 30, 2012

Satan's Wet Willy

When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.

Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.

by Papa Skeet Skeet March 2, 2011

Wet Scrambled Eggs

Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.

Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.

by BudBailey February 20, 2022

Wet Randell

When a male ejaculates in a girls ear. Normally during Oral Sex

GT: "I gave her a Wet Randell when she went to rest her jaw."

Jimmy: "Hell Yea thats my boy!"

by MRGGT December 27, 2009

Wet Dicked

The female version of the term "Dick Wet"

Implying that a female is going to get a penis into her wet vagina tonight

ex. Hey you getting your wet dicked tonight?

She totally got her wet dicked by that dude.

by Province18 December 17, 2010

wet pretzel

Noun: Limp Dick, A.K.A. Flaccid Penis

"Girl, I went over to his house and he had a wet pretzel"

by Maserati1 October 19, 2015