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Wet Willy Nelson

The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.
John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!
by Dartamisprime April 17, 2019
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Satan's Wet Willy

When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.
Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.
by Papa Skeet Skeet March 2, 2011
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wet cat syndrome

When a person suddenly becomes extremely grumpy, and looks/feels/acts like a wet cat (hissing, pouting, general spitefulness). This is typically brought upon by undesired moisture, especially humidity or sweat.
My wife's wet cat syndrome tends to flare up in extremely hot weather. She can't handle sweat or humidity in public places. She becomes a miserable grump.
by twill August 13, 2015
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wet churro slap

the act of slapping some ones face with your dick while jizzing or pissing at the same time.
my grandpa loves getting wet churro slaps.
by itty bitty nipple guy July 30, 2012
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Wet Scrambled Eggs

Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.
Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.
by BudBailey February 20, 2022
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Wet Willy

When someone sticks their wet/gross fingers in someone's ear filled with mouth mucus. If a guy does it to a guy, he's probably gay.
A guy gave me a wet willy, I think he just came out!
by dirtyboiwhocreams January 4, 2017
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Wet Dylan

When you are licking someone's butthole and use the juice to give someone a wet willy
my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Dylan.
by pastoorlul October 31, 2018
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