Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017

TúrTúLé

The feeling of having a Turd to Lay.

Ricky: John get out of the bathroom!

John: it’ll be a while.

Ricky: hurry! I have a TúrTúLé!!!

by Shiggy Malone December 2, 2017

Turdle

When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.

I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.

by Sneegas April 24, 2018

Turkle Neck

1.) When your skin on your neck wrinkles and hangs so low, it forms a permanent and self made turtle neck, like a turkey neck.
2.) another word for an uncircumcised penis

She is so beautiful, but she really needs to lose her turkle neck!

by awheeler15 January 28, 2018

Turkle

Turning and talking

Teacer: Alright guys, now turkle about the questions
Studnets: Start turkeling

by HDS714braves May 30, 2018

Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle

Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck

by Turdlemaster June 9, 2018

Trtle

The coolest turtle in the seven seas, trtle is the swellest fella you will ever meat. Very accepting and politically correct, overall a great guy to be around

Also known as; Kurtle the Turtle, Kurtoise the tortoise

god i love trtle

by DaPoonSlayer November 25, 2018