Shower Stall Massacre

When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.

Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.

by ESDI-80 August 1, 2024

Shower Chicken

Term used by people in the chronic illness community for when you get dizzy in the shower, but you still have soap on you and conditioner in your hair. So you play chicken to see how much you can get done before you pass out.

Played shower chicken this morning, and lost. Didn't leave enough time to get back to the bedroom and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.

by Raccoon9274 September 17, 2023

shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

Shower

To pour bleach in one's eyes to wash away Jax Rule 34

I'm gonna take a shower

by Charles Manson Jr. October 25, 2023

Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.

•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”

by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023

shloweishn

To reach a new level of conversation!

(to experience a conversation you will never forget)

"what was you doin earflier"

"bro me and my homie were smoking a bowl and we was strainght shloweishn"

by Stinkpoo115 November 27, 2023

Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.

Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns

by Skatrondo February 25, 2024