Russian Blowjob

Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.

formerly a boob-job

“Brother, jacks mom took me home after the game & gave me the sloppiest russian blowjob!”

by Feroluci July 3, 2024

russiancockmagic

russiancockmagic + flicker goon + noradrenaline + jamaican smile + german stare + balkan rage mango mango mango. those who know

When my opponent uses russiancockmagic those who know mango mango mango

by russiancockmagicuser October 17, 2024

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024

Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.

“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”

by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024

Russia

Timir’s country

Russia might beat the cost to WW3

by Gun January 6, 2025

Russia

Largest country in the world. A dictatorship that supports terrorism and genocide. It is still hungry for land and invades Ukraine and many other democratic countries. Belarus is literally its puppet.

Russia shall be free, and glory to Ukraine!

by beluga the suzzi cat January 8, 2025

Russian Chili Dog

The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.

I gave my wife a Russian Chili Dog last night.

by squadron 16 2013 the truth January 20, 2025