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Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
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Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing
Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that
Monkey Fencing by Poopball January 11, 2025

Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing
Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that
Monkey Fencing by Poopball January 11, 2025

monkey's blood 

fruity flavoured syrup used as an ice cream topping, generally raspberry or strawberry flavour
(northern english term)
can i have monkey's blood and a flake on mine please
monkey's blood by m56 January 17, 2025

Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))
The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.

Monkey sex 

When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
IM GONNA CUM IM MASTERBATING TO MONKEY SEX ITS TURNING ME ON
Monkey sex by penis38485 February 12, 2025

Monkey eye shot

The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey
I love to give my sister a monkey eye shot
Monkey eye shot by Bobby miller February 25, 2025