flat-backed

Describes someone so outrageously drunk they end up horizontal—usually on a couch, the floor, or wherever gravity decides they should be. Comes from the image of someone literally being on their back, flat as a pancake, because standing is no longer an option.

"Bro was so flat-backed last night, we had to roll him onto a yoga mat and hope for the best."

by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025

Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)

Part of speech: noun (also verb: to DBBB)
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.

He pulled a "Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)"—peak on the pull, latte on the way out.”

by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson October 5, 2025

Poor bake

Noun/Someone who gets stoned and can’t seem to pull themselves off the couch.

C’mon dude let’s get outside and do something, don’t be such a poor bake.

by PDX1970 October 24, 2025

Easy Bake Oven

When you fart in your own hoodie.

I was sitting on the porch smoking in the cold and accidentally gave myself an Easy Bake Oven

by Matt-er of facts October 28, 2025

Fake Bake

Something unimportant, a clever distraction from more pressing matters.

“”The Epstein files” is fake bake.”

by Studio Ironchild December 25, 2025

See a Movie and Bake

When you bake and then see a movie , usually in theaters. Makes the graphics better yet worse, and makes the scary parts really really scary.

Steven, Zach, and Oscar smoked a gram then saw Knowing. They see a movie and bake.

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 18, 2009

kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009