Penis sex

how gay men are supposed to have sex (It's not how it happens tho)

Gay guy: lets have penis sex!
Straight Guy: Hell no! I got me some pussy!

by DriFtRagnarok November 2, 2019

Telescoping Penis

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Penis fluff.

When you get fluff and fabrics from your under wear on your penis and you celan it in the shower and a minute later its back! It wont go away!!!

Mark: Hey jane, i got some penis fluff.
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????

by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 29, 2009

rice penis

Term referring to a short penis length, especially in south asian ethnic groups. The size of the penis is said to resemble that of a grain of rice. Ownership of a rice rocket may be used to compensate for this lack.

Insecurity about the length of his rice penis led him to put decals and a coffee-can muffler on his Accord.

by Art August 29, 2005

Penis Gun

A gun made out of penis parts that shoot sperm bullets. They can be very dangerous if used properly.

"Hey look out Amy, Sarah is about to shoot you with her penis gun!!"

by I'd Do Me May 4, 2006

Octo-Penis

an std you get after having sexual intercourse with a slutty girl. it causes 7 desies riddled penis to sprout from your groin

you definitely got Octo-Penis from that slut last night

by klimerman October 15, 2011

Penis Troll

n. An individual whose forum posts and/or text messages frequently contain phallic references or the word penis.

Man 1: Yo, bro! Any idea what we're having for dinner tonight?

Response Text: Penis!

Man 1: God damnit. Do you ever NOT have cock on your mind? Damn penis troll...

by Cheezy Chester April 25, 2011