<.7.9.6.7.>Ivelisse Diaz Martinez's Half Dominican And Half Italian Daughter Has Round Booty Cheeks<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>Ivelisse Diaz Martinez's Half Dominican And Half Italian Daughter Has Round Booty Cheeks<.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.6.7.>Ivelisse Diaz Martinez's Half Dominican And Half Italian Daughter Has Round Booty Cheeks<.7.9.6.7.>mug. A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
Get the Half Packed Pickle Punchmug. Jasmine DuBois from the Boondocks is considered a half and half. Born from Tom (black) and Sarah (White Mudshark)
by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023
Get the half and halfmug. by Cold hearted ladybug October 8, 2021
Get the Half ass feelingsmug. Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kidmug. by cheernation08 September 14, 2015
Get the Two and a halfmug. I like girls and boys so half part of me want men and half part of me want women so I'm half gay -Someone I know
Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.
Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.
“Why are you half gay?”
“‘Cause I like women and men.”
“Isn’t that bisexuality?”
“I’m being quirky shut up.”
“‘Cause I like women and men.”
“Isn’t that bisexuality?”
“I’m being quirky shut up.”
by XylstGlitch October 28, 2022
Get the Half Gaymug.