Brown Door Knob 

A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.

Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"

Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"

Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."

Person B: "Oh...I see.."

Brown Door Knob by Renegade0894 March 30, 2016

brown buddies 

Brown buddies is when you and your friend masturbate then cum in each others brown eyes till they become cloudy then shit and smudge it on eachother

"Dude you and mark did brown buddies last night! How did the cum feel with shit?"

brown buddies by Minyme August 24, 2016

Brown Dodgeball 

Both partner swallows large amounts of laxative, then fills water balloons up with their diarrhoea. While nude they then proceed to pelt each other with diarrhoea water balloons. When all the fecal filled water balloons runs out, both partners then have to proceed to ingest all remaining diarrhoea that is on the other partner.

1. Hey wanna brown dodgeball and chill?
2. My kids walked in on my wife and I playing brown dodgeball!

Brown Dodgeball by CJMDSTB February 3, 2017

brown crown

Erin Boettger

brown crown by Anonymous October 30, 2003

brown bear 

slang term for unpassed fecal matter

There is a brown bear clawing at my back door. I need to take a shit.

brown bear by Zeeee August 31, 2006

brown nose 

where one sticks his/her nose up twos arse for twos sexual pleasure.

Mrs 1 : How about you brown nose me tonight
Mr 1 : Okay, only if it doesnt smell like faraz

brown nose by Florescent Shitworks December 3, 2006

Brown Clown 

The little smudge of poopis lodged in the butthole after a fecal expulsion. The leftovers that toilet paper is just not able to wipe away, no matter how many times you wipe. Even with moistened TP.

I wiped and wiped but still couldn't dislodge that brown clown from my o-ring!

Brown Clown by LBo979 March 11, 2009