Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of an apple you fucking dumbass.

"Jimmy bought 72385 apples for some god forsaken reason"

"Jimmy decided that he would use the apples to keep the doctor away, little did he know that his doctor was also his dad."

by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020

Apple

The best company ever, if you’re super slow dumb as android has something good, we’ll have it in less than 2 years but 50x better

Guy 1:I just got the new android

Guy 2:the new apple iPhone Just came out today

Guy 1:shit

by Y gghjfryhvfjh October 30, 2020

APPLE

1.
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

2.
the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food

"It's better than an apple a day," the doctor said cheerfully.

Jackson picked up an apple from the bowl of fruit, tossed it in the air, caught it, then bit into it.

by Bella hjr August 11, 2020

crab apple suffle

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

by tha captain September 20, 2016

apple

a phone/computer company that makes overpriced shit.

Person 1: Woah. Is that the new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.

Person 1: Woah. Is that apple's new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.

by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024

apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokker” William White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.

Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!

by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 21, 2023