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the apple bottom special 

when a guy pops some baby powder on is sausage and testicles and leans back like hes about to play limbo and the girl gets on top of him and lets all her anger out on his powerpole the baby powder just simply softens the landing and cakes the cum leaving a wonderful sugercake for his lover.
he wants a cake and by god hes gonna give it to her.... ladies and gentlemen the apple bottom special.
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Forbidden apple juice 

The 💔 of the group. Her favorite character from Undertale is Papyrus which already says a lot. There hasn’t been a time in my life where I haven’t heard her drop the f-bomb in call. She wants to be sliced up and served on a silver platter. Why? Idk she’s just kinky. Has the same vibe as a fly rubbing their little fly hands together. And uhhhhhhhhh she’s married to 💚 and uhhhh diabetus
“Comin out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all it started out with a kiss how did it end up like thi-“
“Pack it up Forbidden apple juice

dick like apple pie 

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.
Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
It's in Westside by Ty Dolla Sign

Ajani the apple sauce 

ajani is a little boy who looks like rotten old apple sauce. people named ajani often have very tiny pp's. maybe a one incher if they are lucky. they are also really annoying and super rude :( like imagine brooo.
"ajani the apple sauce was bullying me" - pp

Fiona Apple 

When two people are making out in public and they are sloppin' all over, with tongues flyin' everywhere... insane amounts of pump kissing.
"Oh man, check out that Fiona Apple over there... thats gross"..."Dude, is that Mike giving your mom a Fiona Apple?"

candy apple 

"I gave my girlfriend a candy apple the other day, and now she totally loves me off!"
candy apple by swizzie December 19, 2007

Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie
That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.
Road Apple by Kevin June 2, 2004