THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!
Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
by appleganda March 16, 2025
Get the Applesmug. The act of holding an apple in your hand while fisting a partner's vagina or ass. Done to increase the mass of the fist.
by Hans Teufelhund March 15, 2024
Get the Apple Fistermug. by Gabe_TF February 6, 2019
Get the Applemug. A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.
APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!
APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!
APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!
by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015
Get the Applemug. by Fuckingsexygay69 September 13, 2018
Get the Applemug. Love Apple is an obsessed little fucking bitch who will cling onto anybody she easily gets attached with.
by unubun October 24, 2024
Get the Love Applemug. Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!
by TheBigPrisoner February 9, 2022
Get the Apple juice in a canmug.